Bonus Episode – “Brian does acid” (Poor Life Choices)



We have a new spin-off mini podcast! These episodes are released for free on our Patreon page

“In this episode, we hear the hilarious story of Brian doing acid for the first time in Brooklyn.”
Listen to the (acid-fueled) “B Ross Booty Jamz” Spotify  playlist:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1oMpwEbGEpoeiDsp6Ms9Wv 
 
Intro music “Oh My Darling” by Run the Jewels
Outro music “Desert Horse” by Melody’s Echo Chamber
Disclaimer: Adult language and subject matter.

Episode 45 – “Brandon Lawson’s last call”



Welcome back to Season 2 of Life Bytes! In this episode, Brian and Derek explore the haunting and unsolved case of Brandon Lawson, a Texas man who disappeared one evening after making a very concerning and confusing call to 9-1-1. We play the audio, we explore the theories, and we feel damn good to be back in your ears.

Warning: Adult Content

Brandon Lawson Subreddit

Brandon Lawson 9-1-1 Audio

http://constructivecriticism.libsyn.com/website/retardtaria-the-tartarian-mud-flood-empire-special-with-guest-derek-watson

https://paddedroom.podbean.com/e/the-padded-room-podcast-the-psych-ward-ep1/


Episode 44 – “Felon Tales” (Going Back In)



On this episode, we interview an ex-felon who spent most of his adult life behind bars and currently is in-route to return. We discuss the racial politics, the violence, and what everyday life is like in a hostile, maximum security penitentiary. If you ever wondered what it feels like to stab someone, then stay tuned!

Warning: Adult Content

Music: “Ho Ho Ho” by Gangster Bitches on Heroin


Episode 43 – “TIFU” (Part 2)



“Today I Fucked Up” is a community on Reddit where the users share their personal stories of a time they totally fucked a situation up by either being a moron or just bad luck. This time around, we share our personal TIFU stories and really air out all the stinky skeletons in our butthole cupboards. Enjoy part two of this epic and awful journey!

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/

Warning: Adult Content


Episode 42 – “TIFU” (Part 1)



“Today I Fucked Up” is a community on Reddit where the users share their personal stories of a time they totally fucked a situation up by either being a moron or just bad luck. It’s pure comedy gold, so we decided to choose our favorites and share them with you filthy animals. Oh, and we have a third host now, welcome Eric Emerson!

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/

Warning: Adult Content


Episode 41 – “beedle bodkins” (Part 2)



After a public message was sent to us from the main weirdo himself (Beedle Bodkins), Brian decided he has some things to say. Strap in, it’s a classic Brian and Derek episode!

https://www.instagram.com/beedle_bodkins/?hl=en

Warning: Adult Content


Episode 40 – “beedle bodkins” (Part 1)



In the weird world of the internet, you discover something bizarre and sometimes it discovers you. beedle_bodkins found our show on Instagram, and we decided to check out their profile. Big, big mistake.

https://www.instagram.com/beedle_bodkins/?hl=en

Warning: Adult Content


Episode 39 – “The Rise and Fall of Discount Boy”



Brian finally shares his embarrassing failed rap career with the world. In 2003, there were many underground battle rap forums hidden through-out the web that hosted communities, resources, and tournaments for all dorks wanting to be Eminem. This boasted a very interesting sub-culture not many people knew existed deep in the early days of the internet. Lots of music in this episode, enjoy!

Warning: Adult Content


Bonus Episode – “Crappy Taxidermy”



In this bonus episode of Life Bytes, Derek explores the beautifully amateur world of crappy taxidermy and a site dedicated to finding the absolute worst taxidermy in the world. Also, we have a contest listen for details!

Warning: Mature content

https://crappytaxidermy.com/


Episode 38 – “Salty Bet”



Saltybet is a website where you can use fake money to bet on the most ridiculous matchups in all pop-culture history. It’s pretty much digital cock-fighting on LSD. It’s extremely addictive, absolutely insane, and 100% free. Come get weird with us as we go all-in on Ronald McDonald beating up Mike Tyson in an igloo to Korean hip-hop. Yeah, it’s weird.

Warning: Adult language

http://www.saltybet.com