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Episode 42 – “TIFU”



“Today I Fucked Up” is a community on Reddit where the users share their personal stories of a time they totally fucked a situation up by either being a moron or just bad luck. It’s pure comedy gold, so we decided to choose our favorites and share them with you filthy animals. Oh, and we have a third host now, welcome Eric Emerson!

Warning: Adult Content


Episode 41 – “beedle bodkins” part 2



After a public message was sent to us from the main weirdo himself (Beedle Bodkins), Brian decided he has some things to say. Strap in, it’s a classic Brian and Derek episode!

Warning: Adult Content


Episode 40 – “beedle bodkins”



In the weird world of the internet, you discover something bizarre and sometimes it discovers you. beedle_bodkins found our show on Instagram, and we decided to check out their profile. Big, big mistake.

Warning: Adult Content


Episode 39 – “The Rise and Fall of Discount Boy”



Brian finally shares his embarrassing failed rap career with the world. In 2003, there were many underground battle rap forums hidden through-out the web that hosted communities, resources, and tournaments for all dorks wanting to be Eminem. This boasted a very interesting sub-culture not many people knew existed deep in the early days of the internet. Lots of music in this episode, enjoy!

Warning: Adult Content


Bonus Episode – “Crappy Taxidermy”



In this bonus episode of Life Bytes, Derek explores the beautifully amateur world of crappytaxidermy.com, a site dedicated to finding the absolute worst taxidermy in the world. Also, we have a contest listen for details!

Warning: Mature content


Episode 38 – “Salty Bet”



Saltybet is a website where you can use fake money to bet on the most ridiculous matchups in all pop-culture history. It’s pretty much digital cock-fighting on LSD. It’s extremely addictive, absolutely insane, and 100% free. Come get weird with us as we go all-in on Ronald McDonald beating up Mike Tyson in an igloo to Korean hip-hop. Yeah, it’s weird.

Warning: Adult language

Check out Salty Bet: http://www.saltybet.com


Episode 37 – “jasoninhell”



Brian and Derek are back! This week’s episode is about a heartbreaking story of a redditor who was looking for relationship advice and ended up having his life completely changed forever. Once in a while, the internet can be the one place to look for support, and find it. However, in this case, Reddit bit off more than it could chew…

Warning: Adult language

 


Episode 36 – “Louisville Free Face”



In this Derek Watson exclusive episode of Life Bytes, Derek dives deep into “Louisville Free Face”, a website devoted to a man who wants to share his obsession of giving women oral sex, for free! His website comes off as incredibly, unintentionally creepy and there are active debates if this is a joke or the real deal. An old time friend and fan of the show steps up co-host this week, check it out!

Warning: Adult language

 


Episode 35 – “Kerry Johnson”



Kerry Johnson is a disturbed person hiding behind the face of a happy individual… literally. Kerry Johnson is a YouTuber who has created a “movement” for wearing latex female body suits and portraying a character that “live” in a fantasy world. Not only are Kerry’s videos extremely unnerving, there is a very heavy sense of inspiration from people like Ed Gein. With Brian out for a few weeks, Derek flys solo for this episode of Life Bytes.


Episode 34 – “The Sofa King Podcast”



Derek and Brian are still a week out from fixing all the issues they experienced with the equipment being damaged from relocation, so instead of NOT releasing an episode this week, The Sofa King Podcast came to the rescue! This episode is from 2015, when Brian Ross was a guest. It’s about coffee, and I understand that sounds boring but I can assure you this episode is a riot, enjoy!

Special thanks to Brent Van Tassel, Brad Taylor, and Dave Moton for letting us re-broadcast this episode.

Check out new episodes every week of the Sofa King Podcast at: http://www.sofakingpodcast.com

This episode was sponsored by El Yucateco hot sauce and Brad’s big ol’ dick.

Warning: Adult Language